Limestone cliffs. Great Basin National Park, Nevada, USA.
I have lived in Nevada all of my life. I'm a fourth generation native, and my children are fifth. In this state that is unusual. It was the fastest growing state in the US for many of the last 20 years. My sister sent me this the other day and I laughed out loud. Jeff Foxworthy knows Nevadans. Here's a peek at a state most only think of as either desert or casinos:
FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT NEVADANS!
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nevada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nevada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Nevada .
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Nevada .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nevada .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Nevada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Nevada .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nevada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nevada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Nevada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nevada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Nevada .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Nevada .
Of course we just legalized the first male prostitute in the United States this last week. Never say we're not progressive. Geeze.